Nobel for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I hereby, in recognition for his great contribution to humanity, propose Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as a candidate for the nobel peace prize. Having improved the lot of the poor who elected him, made the desert bloom, and helped the Kashmiri people through the trying aftermath of the devastating earthquake, he's now ready to be the champion of the palestinian people!
By building decent homes, and investing in the territories so that people can get jobs and live in dignity you ask! Why no, silly. The great leader has his sights set on loftier goals than such banal concerns: The wiping of Israel off the map. No, he doesn't mean to commission the mapping of the world anew to exclude Israel and the world oppressor (the West), and anybody he might not like in future so drop that hypothesis. I suppose that the remark "As the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map." he meant that he intends put into effect the iman's words, not with a pen but with a mop, which we all know to be the mightiest weapon.
And because, Mr Ahmadinejad is a great humanist, he's glad that the zionist enemy is in fact a robot, so no atrocity will be committed in the wiping of Israel off the face of the earth. What? Israel is full of people you say? Nonsense, yet again a nother example of Western Propaganda. Yes indeed the same West that established The state of Israel in a masterful stroke to infuriate the Islamic world. What? Israel is the Jewish homeland? (Strident tone) Rubbish, i have no time for this propaganda! I must conclude now, but before i go, i must say that the president will himself lead the mop up party, and the leave the mopping operation to the jihadists (children) in order to attend to the all so important task that is logistical support!
Note to France: These comments were never uttered by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's press secretary. They were never uttered period! This message will self destruct in 5 seconds. 5.4.3...