Friday, April 28, 2006

Quoted-made in Africa

Atwiine(brother): J, are there any incumbents, anywhere in the world, who have lost elections?
J: Yes
Atwiine: Examples please!
J: John Major, Jose something - the former spanish Prime Minister, Viktor Yanukovich - you know, the Ukrainian dude- George Bush
Atwiine: George Bush?
J: Yeah, George W's father
Atwiine: Okay! Any Africans?
J: I can't think of any off the top of my head but there must be ..

Asiimwe(sister): Why is it that Africa has only 5 slots in the world cup finals?
J: Eh, because we suck! Our performances don't even justify the 5 slots.
A: Yeah but we're a big continent!
J: That says nothing for our value!
A: Since when does Africa have to measure up to such standards?

Mbabaz(Cousin): Joy, with the Premiership(English premiership) ending on the 7th of May, and the World cup starting on the 9th of JUNE and only the Champion's league final on May the 17 between the two, whatever shall we do with ourselves for the duration of the football-less month!

J: Mbabaz, this is really bothering me, any ideas?
Mbabazi: Would you like an egg?


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